Android needs to toughen up

elephant face plantImage: GetLol

Enough of the Icecream sandwich, Lollipop, Eclair, Jellybean. Next it’ll be Raspberry soufflé or Lemon sorbet. *facepalm. Could just as easily be *face plant. Time for Android to toughen up and beef up its names. What’s wrong with Apfelstrudel 3.8 with Eisbein enhancements or Kartoffelpuffer 3.2 with Kransky software and AntiBratwurst protection? Androids should be Sauerkraut enabled with a Torten spyware suite and Browserentwicklertools. I don’t want to be a Jellybean-Nutzer. I want to be a Strudel-Besitzer with Jägerschnitzel TV and RindsrouladenMobilfunkverbindung. Okay. I am going to stop. Right there. Android? Are you listening?

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